why would a banana grab another banana?

Platform Racing 2 - productivity halting flash game

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:40:40 GMT

Create your own levels, and race online with friends. Earn achievements and unlock upgrades. Very fun game. Sign up for a Kongregate account to keep track your progress. Add me as a friend and I'll play you sometime. Gamertag: viacombusta

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This is a big horse

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:36:47 GMT

Home shopping at its finest.

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Cool beans!

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:28:47 GMT

So.. cool beans?

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the fellowship

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:31:30 GMT

haven't been to this site in quite some time, so i decided it was time. here are a few of my favorites. enjoy.

think you can do better?

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:12:07 GMT

prove it.

acrowars.com

huh

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:48:18 GMT

is this thing still on?!

i have a livejournal?

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:02:45 GMT

no, i don't look at my friends list.

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:59:56 GMT

free IFC dvd.

p.s. happy birthday Mick!

p.s. II buy buy buy!!!

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 18:12:45 GMT

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 16:17:51 GMT

i have expanded my "business" to include not only eBooks, but now magazine subscriptions as well. i haven't set them up or listed any on eBay yet, but here's the deal. i can get them really, really, really cheap as i'm now a wholesale affiliate.. so: let me know what you want. comment here, email, whatever. i'll quote you.

for example:

1, 2, 3, or 4 years (your choice.. but obviously, might as well pick 4) of Stuff and Maxim for $4.99

add $1 to include 4 years of Blender.

you can't beat these deals anywhere.

i sold 75 eBooks in the first week. i know i can sell even more magazine subscriptions, but it's going to take a while to set up the listings and make them look good. lemme know. i'm eager to start.

see it.

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:04:19 GMT

Me and You and Everyone We Know.

my new store

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 16:20:12 GMT

i now operate an eBay store.

check it out. buy something. pass it on.

fantasy film

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:37:14 GMT

i have a new obsession.

the hollywood stock exchange

it's free, so join. have fun. be merry.

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:38:55 GMT

thanks suicideking4766.

List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons.
Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork
you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the
meme.

1. i am obsessed with movies. more accurately, filming locations. when watching movies, i look for landmarks, notate addresses, and then compulsively search the internet for clues or tips regarding the whereabouts of key and more often, non-key scenes of my favorite movies.

2. i have been using computers since spending a summer with my dad, king nerd (he now owns a computer company out of his garage called Mobile Geeks), who got me interested in DOS, Aquanoid, Doom 2, and BBSes. i later would rack up many phone bills thanks to long distance BBS access numbers, registered user access on various boards as well as door games (Lord, Usurper, etc.), and DWANGO account costs. i also later started my own BBS which was hacked when my co-moderator formatted my hard drive.

3. i obsess over obscure celebrities (Henry Rollins, Vincent Gallo, David Cross, Philip Seymour Hoffman) and when enlightened that they live a mere 5 miles away from my house, do not hesitate to get in my car, drive there, stare in awe at the anonymous building, take pictures, and utter 'wooooooooooow' before slumping back in the car to go home and sleep as my day is now made.

4. i am an information junky. i spend hour after hour on the internet reading about one thing, only to tie into the next thing, and so on and so forth until my shift is up and i get to go home and repeat on my own free time. i like being right and i hate being wrong, so i do my best to offset the ratio in my own favor as much as possible.

5. i spend most all of my free time on the internet, be it keeping up on ohnotheydidnt and defamer on livejournal, stalking people on myspace, updating my amazon wishlist, reviewing movies on netflix, researching on imdb, watching the free section of craigslist, or pricing movie props, cheap dvds, and art on ebay. throw in a dash of camwhores, mxtabs, and seeing-stars and i'm left with little to no tiime to focus on a real hobby that would involve leaving the house or doing anything creative whatsoever.

your turn:
dayna, glamdeluxe, splendourific, aklemai, and shellslis.

3 of 3

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:39:52 GMT

2 of 3

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:38:16 GMT

Larry Flynt's gaudy pad

not a very scary dog

Tobey Spiderman's place

someone visiting Spidey

dig the architecture

you're being watched

the fortress that hides Winona Rider's house

Winona's car hole

and stuff

one of the signs

bplusw

zee fountain!

the witch's house under construction

nice chair

clean that door!

squirrelly!

the ambassador =( (where rfk was assassinated and countless movies have been filmed)

seinfeld's apt. (cue bass line and popping noises)

intersection where Halle Berry did a hit n run

right up the hill is her place

home of the Menendez Bros. (formerly Jacko and Elton John as well)

Bugsy's house. He was murdered through the living room window.

1 of 2 houses Howard Hughes bounced off of

2 of 2 is behind all of the topiaries

the house Howard Hughes destroyed with his plane

oddly enough, the roof is under construction. isn't it ironic?

filming either at Falcon's Lair or the Manson house.. couldn't tell which

Manson drive

wtt?

huh

doesn't look like no damn island

Eddie Murphy's compound

That's Hot. (house of Paris)

Nick Cage's place is vast

Kirsten gave me this address and said it was Brad Pitt's house..

i don't think that's right.

OJ was here

killing people

dead

the street Marilyn Monroe died on

the house she died in.. back there somewhere

lotsa mail including weird pictures and cds

still back there

empeno pawn shop

see?

walter

not there anymore

Sobchak Security

Grand Theraphy?

where Hollywood Star Lanes used to be..

some shitty school is being built

opening of Magnolia

in real life

Little Larry

Is this your homework, Larry?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

Fuck it. Let's go bowling.

where Sharon Tate & superfriends had their last meal. Not a very good one at that.

where Alicia Silverstone was mugged in Clueless

for Dayna

1 of 3

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:38:00 GMT

Berta and Brett II

he loves his visor

Brett I + Heather

disapproval

thank youuuuuuuuuuu

can you deal with that?!

THAT'S THE LAST TIME!

lush garden

funny socks!

libations anyone?

cleavage city

refuelling

drunk face!

much gropage

disbelief

not quite clever

she seems to think so

the night goes on

the aftermath

revived by the sweet scent of sock-cess

now in blue!

ha?

would you like a drink?

in line for chucky p

dreamy eyes

we got so much meat

the man.

boredom alleviation

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 23:20:20 GMT

i'm at the midpoint answering 127 of the 254 questions. 125 correct, 2 incorrect.

i'm bound and determined to get on that leaderboard.

guesswhichmovie.com

psa.

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 18:12:48 GMT

i am so sick and tired of people acting like they are my friend when it is convenient for them. be my fucking friend or fuck the hell off. i do not need you.

some people win cars, writing contests, cancer..

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 00:36:59 GMT

Dear FiLM Club Member,

Congratulations - you've won TARNATION on DVD, courtesy of Wellspring Media! Please provide your full name and complete mailing address so that we can send you your prize!

We'd like to announce your name (first name and last initial only) in the next Los Angeles email update - do we have your permission to name you as the winner?

Thanks for participating in the contest and again, congratulations!

Best,
Martha Mitchell
Marketing Department

hey ma! get off the dang tv!

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:26:06 GMT

Watch Family Plots on A&E Monday at 9(ish?) to see my mom. She's the lady with the crazies.

hapland 2

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:15:51 GMT

hours of entertainment.

June 4th Dodgers game

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 22:46:38 GMT

I wound up with two extra tickets to tomorrow night's Dodgers game in case anyone is interested, the Dodgers face the Milwaukee Brewers at 7:10 p.m. These seats are together in the Loge level, Section 163 (3rd base side), Row E.

$25 for the pair or $15 a piece/obo.

D.O.G. O.B.G.Y.N.

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 19:05:41 GMT

wonder showzen

i've made it

Thu, 26 May 2005 23:01:50 GMT

i join the ranks with splendourific of people whom have submitted things to defamer and gotten them posted, though mine is much smaller and 1% as cool.. whatev, it's all i got.

"Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are sent in by our readers. Send yours to tips@defamer.com and let the world know that Jay Leno looks like one of those toy Happy Meal cars piloted by Mayor McCheese when he tools around town in his high-priced jalopies."

in much sadder news, ptanderson.com is no longer. who wants to donate money to me to buy out the domain and re-establish it's awesomeness? anyone? yeah, fuck you.